Key Takeaways
- The Alien films have been inconsistent in quality, ranging from exceptional to disappointing over the years.
- Some films, like Alien Vs. Predator, struggle with clunky plots, weak characters, and underwhelming action sequences.
- The original Alien movie stands out for its tense horror atmosphere, oozing style, and intriguing mysteries.
There are a select few horror franchises that manage to not only survive for decades but remain as popular as the Alien films. We were first exposed to the world of face huggers, Xenomorphs, and androids in 1979 with the first film, and sequels have been appearing for over 40 years since. The lore has been widely expanded and even integrated with another iconic extraterrestrial menace, The Predator. We’ve had plenty of sequels, prequels, and spin-offs set in this dark and terrifying universe that makes it a bit hard to keep the timeline straight.
What everyone can agree on is that the Alien films have not been very consistent. While some are considered some of the best movies of all time, others are in the running for some of the worst. We decided to grab our motion trackers and see if we could survive watching every Alien movie to give them a definitive ranking.
We are only including movies that are explicitly in the Alien timeline or contain a cannon Xenomporph in this list.
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8 Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem
The worst of both worlds
Is there anything good to say about Requiem? This movie has no redeeming factors that would appeal to fans of either franchise. Yeah, there are a lot of deaths, but what does that matter when you don’t care about anyone or anything? Oh, and the big selling point of the “Predalien” is a crime against both franchises wrapped into one mistake of a creature. It feels like a loose string of scenes tied together between gorey scenes meant to shock you until it mercifully ends.
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7 Alien vs. Predator
Chasing trends
I will never understand the odd obsession in the early 2000s with horror movie crossovers. We had Freddy Vs. Jason, Sadako Vs. Kayako, and, of course, this. The whole idea is getting to see who would win in a fight between two movie monsters, but ends up being huge disappointment. For one, the new cast is as flat as cardboard, and we’re stuck with them for the majority of the film. When the action does ramp up, it’s excruciatingly underwhelming compared to what you could imagine for yourself. It is kind of interesting to see how this movie retcons the lore of both movies together, but you could get more enjoyment reading the wiki than wasting your time watching the whole thing.
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6 Alien Resurrection
Better off dead
You know a film is scrapping the bottom of the barrel when it brings a character back from the dead. Not even Joss Whedon at his best could turn this script into anything senseical. It tries so hard to stay fresh with new Xenomorph types and the whole twist with Ripley’s return, but it all ends up being such a slog to watch. There are no stakes you feel invested in, the characters are flat and clearly just there for fodder, and is lacks the style and atmosphere the series is known for.
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5 Alien: Covenant
Lost the plot
Does anyone even really know what Alien: Covenant was about? David was back and doing more shady stuff, and Xenomorphs showed up, but why was any of that happening? Was anything accomplished in the end? This entire movie feels more like an excuse to give us more of David the android, but shoves in some gorey Xenomorph scenes every now and then to remind you that it is still an Alien movie.
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4 Prometheus
An unneeded origin
There was a lot of hype for Prometheus when we learned Ridley Scott would be back in the director’s chair. While the film certainly has the look and feel of a movie in the Alien universe, the plot and characters are a jumbled mess. The worst thing you can do to a horror franchise is explain too much, and Prometheus spends its entire runtime explaining everything we didn’t need to know about Xenomophs and their creation.
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3 Alien 3
Better than it got credit for
I know a lot of people absolutely hate Alien 3, but I don’t think that’s a fully fair assessment. Most of the hate comes from the fact that it kills off two characters from Aliens off-screen, which feels cheap and invalidates basically everything that happened in that film. I completely agree that was a terrible call, but if you can look past that, Alien 3 isn’t a terrible idea. Being trapped in a prison with an Alien? It’s a bit close to the original, but with enough different parts to be interesting. It is far from perfect, but in retrospect shines compared with what we got later.
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2 Aliens
Game over, man
I couldn’t imagine the pressure I would feel having to make a sequel to one of the best horror movies ever made. Instead of trying to recreate the same magic, Aliens made the wise decision to completely change the stakes. It is still a horror film at its heart, but less in the slasher style and more in the vein of a zombie movie where the fear stems from an overwhelming force instead of a single entity. The marines were fantastic characters and made it feel like the protagonists had a chance to survive, but never win. Ripley’s new role as a survivor and growth into a full-on action star felt natural and earned. By nature of being a sequel, it could never fully recapture the freshness of the original, but was about as great as a sequel could be.
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1 Alien
More than nostalgia
The top slot can easily shift between Alien and Aliens, and not just because they’re only one letter apart. However, I personally find the structure and pacing of the more traditional horror in Alien over the horror-action of Aliens. Besides those differences, there’s something so intriguing about all the mysteries and surprises in Alien. The entire film just oozes atmosphere and style, but keeps you guessing at every turn. This is before we have any idea what the Xenomorphs are, how they work, or what they can do. In fact, we barely even understand them by the end except for the fact that a single one is terrifying and deadly.
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